I wrote “I Mash Potatoes On My Face, What You Do Today?” in 2004 under the moniker of “Irish Brian Kelly.” I abandoned the character to write and work on other projects for other artists until 2010 when I returned to complete the disgusting essence of Irish Brian: Engineer, Poet, Landscaper, Lover. Something about the chaos and offensive, all-caps, nature of these writings stuck with me here in the age of digital shit and self-entitlement. This 172 page memoir, collection of poetry, haikus, monologues and absolute gibberish was finished in 2011. It’s taken me a total of 11-12 years to finish this piece of shit, and here it is after a few major edits. Done, finally, and published in December of 2015.
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My thank yous to Jesus Correa, Jason Mossy Vaughn, and Eric Jojowrinkles Knoll for providing creative forewords to this pile of strange and flawed. Extra thanks to Jesus Correa for dressing this book up with the cover artwork I couldn’t bear to produce after the amount of years it took to complete this. What an honor.
Onwards to the next book. Mash potatoes, pet puppies,