Andy Whorehall : humor : i hate art : music : design : monologues : my home town is funny : women are amazing but they are logically wrong : photos of garbage : things my friends say

Above:  Artwork for “Miles” by Peter Mera and I.

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Raise your hand in feathers.

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A Decade-End Roast.

Part 1:  Imagine this, a decade end dinner party where I invite all of my fake facebook friends, some naughty clients & people with vowels on the end of their last names who think I’m foolishly related to them.

Well well well.  Here we are.  Another decade in the dumpster. This marks the first in a series of ‘best of decade’ thoughts I’ve accumulated to share with anyone that cares.  The origin of this piece began as a roast to all my fake facebook friends.  It received many comments, alienated a few people who like to call me their friend, and made some new friends, mainly women desperate and daring enough to try and figure me out.  As if warning them ahead of time with best of words and thoughts wasn’t enough. Some may call it humor, but it’s serious. Continue reading

15 would really be cheating the amount of reasons, events, and stories connecting all of these albums as very important life puzzle pieces. Continue reading

A burial grounds for boyhood dreams.
A never empty respirator for hope.
An empty keg for drunks.
Wrigley Field.

I wrote the Hall of Fame legend about 3 years ago to ask him a few questions about litter, baseball, and a’Merica. This is the reply below I’ve been waiting for from the great Atlanta Braves & Dodgers pitcher. Continue reading