Dec 16 2009

Best of Decade: Babies and the Catholic Church.

Babies. You know there is a world population problem right now? True.  I know they’re cute and all and some may be our future president or the next Shaquille O’Neal, but cmon, enough of the making babies, let’s make some jobs for those babies first!!! It’s getting old.  Despite what the catholic church thinks, it’s ok to use a condom even when you’re sober.
The Catholic Church. No offense, I now know you are superior.  I mean that too despite whatever laughs ensues.  I’ve read and studied about enough religions to know that despite all your human flaws, you are the one organization that always takes me back and let’s me wander again as I will my entire life. No joke and thanks, you never hold it against me for knowing God is a woman, and she is universal.  I just won’t read the bible because humans I disagree with wrote it and I won’t attend Sunday services because if I wanted a good nap, I’d stay in bed.  Either way, I’m always thinkin of ya over the Chicago Trib, a good Dylan record and a cup o’ coffee.  All I’m missing is a nice catholic gal on the couch watching the BBC or me read.

Babies

Babies.
You know there is a world population problem right now? Continue reading


Dec 7 2009

Best of Decade: Milfs and Nice Gals without drinking problems.

Continuing our decade end dinner roast…

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Dec 2 2009

Best of Decade: Intro…

A Decade-End Roast.

Part 1:  Imagine this, a decade end dinner party where I invite all of my fake facebook friends, some naughty clients & people with vowels on the end of their last names who think I’m foolishly related to them.

Well well well.  Here we are.  Another decade in the dumpster. This marks the first in a series of ‘best of decade’ thoughts I’ve accumulated to share with anyone that cares.  The origin of this piece began as a roast to all my fake facebook friends.  It received many comments, alienated a few people who like to call me their friend, and made some new friends, mainly women desperate and daring enough to try and figure me out.  As if warning them ahead of time with best of words and thoughts wasn’t enough. Some may call it humor, but it’s serious. Continue reading


Dec 2 2009

Uh oh, 15 Albums to cure A.D.D.

15 would really be cheating the amount of reasons, events, and stories connecting all of these albums as very important life puzzle pieces. Continue reading