Best of Decade: Babies and the Catholic Church.
Babies. You know there is a world population problem right now? True. I know they’re cute and all and some may be our future president or the next Shaquille O’Neal, but cmon, enough of the making babies, let’s make some jobs for those babies first!!! It’s getting old. Despite what the catholic church thinks, it’s ok to use a condom even when you’re sober.
The Catholic Church. No offense, I now know you are superior. I mean that too despite whatever laughs ensues. I’ve read and studied about enough religions to know that despite all your human flaws, you are the one organization that always takes me back and let’s me wander again as I will my entire life. No joke and thanks, you never hold it against me for knowing God is a woman, and she is universal. I just won’t read the bible because humans I disagree with wrote it and I won’t attend Sunday services because if I wanted a good nap, I’d stay in bed. Either way, I’m always thinkin of ya over the Chicago Trib, a good Dylan record and a cup o’ coffee. All I’m missing is a nice catholic gal on the couch watching the BBC or me read.
Babies.
You know there is a world population problem right now? True. I know they’re cute and all and some may be our future president or the next Shaquille O’Neal, but cmon, enough of the making babies, let’s make some jobs for those babies first. It’s getting old. Despite what the catholic church thinks, it’s ok to use a condom even when you’re sober.
The Catholic Church and then the less superior businesses called church.
No offense, I now know you are superior. I mean that too despite whatever sarcasm ensues by prying eyes. I’ve read and studied about enough religions to know that despite all the human flaws every religious organization has, you are the one organization that always takes me back and let’s me wander again as I will my entire life. No joke and thanks, you never hold it against me for knowing God is a woman and she is universal.
A few other notes; I won’t read the bible because humans wrote it and it is filled with fiction humans try to misconstrue as hope, they’re just words mistranslated by lonely old men called monks. I won’t attend Sunday services because if I actually had time for a good nap, I’d stay in bed.
To all other religious organizations servicing the public as an undercover minority non-profit business, an LLC in many cases, I’m always thinkin of ya over the Chicago Tribune, a good Dylan record and a cup o’ coffee. All I’m missing is a nice catholic gal on the couch listening to NPR and watching me read. If I’m going back, I’m going with the big boys, the saints and the stained glass windows. The rest of these so-called churches can have their rock bands, theatrical plays and lectures servicing lies, the coffee bars and book shops with hopeful messages on them marketing the bible and other sources of great selling fiction.
Might be my opinion, argue me it’s not true.
