Best of Decade: Milfs and Nice Gals without drinking problems.
Continuing our decade end dinner roast…
Milfs.
God what more could I say about desperate milfs who can’t get enough of their husband cause he’s always out fishing, hunting, f*cking someone else or working an extra job to pay bills so they need to find it (attention) from wasting single guys’ time who are far from desperate. What’s up with that all you Oscars Barflys? There’s more and more, sad. Please, stay away unless you’re bringin the bacon or cleaning the kitchen. I feel bad for your significant others.
Nice girls without drinking problems.
Maybe it’s the demographic climate, Rockford and all, but you don’t have to go to Heartland (a local fake church that sells awesome coffee and attracts young good looking people and older business men who network) to be a nice available girl. Also, you don’t have to plow yourself on martinis at Bacchus / now Brio. You can just be yourself, enough of the martinis and the bible banging. Nice, smart guys aren’t gonna care but I’m not one of them anymore so go ahead continue to be hammered off your a*s anytime I do decide to get up off the couch and head out to join some friends.
“Too bad for non-conformists, word around town is they have good coffee & the cafeteria is to die for“
Both illustration archival prints can be purchased by clicking on the images themselves. Many other poster prints perfect for empty walls in non-conservative habitats are available to look at as well at the link provided for each image.
To be continued…
