Domestic People… are the perfect subject matter for creating. Stop & listen to them talk in public somewhere about their kids & grocery list items. They’re far more interesting from a distance & less likely to believe or stay interested in up close.

Above: Domestic people gathering to celebrate being domesticated.  A wake or a funeral of some sorts to some.

Drunk irish folk songs like… “7 Drunken Nights,” “My Boots,”What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?” and this clincher that was performed on “The Wire”, the great TV show of the Decade featuring a bunch of cops singing “Danny Boy.” They may be folk songs but they’re comedy gold to these ears! Don’t forget the tip is right & sing loud! 2000-04’s anthem folk song was real special for me, lots of phone sex, real good stuff, safe, fun, always on her clock and lots of time wasted. I’d do it again for kicks. The rest of the decade was very christian folk song related, those songs taught me how to forgive.

Above: Cory Chisel and The Wandering Sons perform the great drunk irish folk song,  ”Danny Boy,” at my wedding, 03.10.2007.  What an honor!  To quote the great General Jim Westin. “No matter what happens after your wedding day, it’ll still be the single greatest day of your life when all your friends and family gather in one spot to honor you and your love.  No matter what happens, it’s your day.”  He was right.  Funny how I don’t get to see the General so much when ‘Couples Night’ isn’t a part of my day to day living qualifications anymore.  Single people not only pay more in taxes but we’re rubbed out of couples night dinners with friends.  Especially more so after being divorced.  Yay a’Merica!

To be continued.